1) Atheist: A certain kind of proud person, that when he looks upon the clouds and see no gray-bearded man sitting there, denies the existence of God completely.
2) The Pope: The crowd-controller of more than 1 billion deceived Christians.
3) Hollywood: The worlds preferred supplier of propaganda, nonsense and vanity.
4) Commercials: They're everywhere. You hate them. You buy the products.
5) TV: The worst device man ever created. The news are full of lies and the entertainment attracts mainly idiots or will make an idiot of you regardless of how critical you are.
6) Politics: It's the synagogue of Satan.
7) Fashion: It's worthless. The industry is run by a group of very rich and decadent idiots. It attracts an audience of even greater idiots making the first group of idiots even richer. And more decadent.
8) The Truth: It's the thing you'll never come to know because you lack the courage to face it. Mainly because you waste your life watching TV.
9) Genetics: A branch of science that is an abomination no matter how you look at it.
10) Power: It's the illness of this world. Nobody can handle it. Everybody wants it.
11) Money: If you don't worship money or find it natural and acceptable to kill others for even more you are regarded an insane person.
12) Fiction: Much like Harry Potter, it's the total sum of your existence.
13) Intelligence: A praised characteristic of humans rarely used for anything meaningful.
14) Cleverness: How, and for what, you utilize your intelligence.
15) Gays/Transsexuals/Transvestites: Sexually confused people we are all told to accept but most of us find repulsive.
16) Tinfoilhat: The preferred word-of-defense used by people confronted with any talk of conspiracies. These people also never read a history book, and generally can't think for themselves.
17) Intelligence Services: Places where selected groups of people gather to play UNO and sing dirty limericks, or decide what you should think of as being true and false.
18) A Bentley: A heavy four-wheeled motorized cabin.
19) Crack: A deadly narcotic created by cynical people who will go to hell.
20) Central Banks: In contrary to what you think these are actually pork boileries. The pork being boiled is you.
TO BE CONTINUED...